Brake a moment, Another game... lol

The Idea of this game is to make someone feel bad)))
joke.
The real Idea is to tell something positive/negative to ruin the good/bad moment. (bad explanation I know...)
Example

ME: I got cinema ticket today!
NOT_ME: But Cinema Is closed
ME: But I go to another one!
NOT_MENo2: But today is sinday and all cinemas are closed!

I'll start
I Have a bubble gum!
etc.
Hopfully yuou will understand my bad English...
My native language is C++

bubble gums are bad for your teeth

But bubble gum is spoilt.

But I like beeing spoiled

your parents will be disappointed

They like me when I am spoiled

But your friends hate it!

But you loke to be spoiled, that's why friend will agree =sarcastic_blum=

but you hate yourself when you're spoiled

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Oh my... o_O %)

but you like when you hate yourself

but when you hate yourself, ohter hate you too.

But o you it's unimportant that others think of you, the main thing that you think of them.
=zagruz=

but it is not always the case.
Many are concerned the way they think others.

But the others frequently can be mistaken

But sometimes mistakes are for the best.

but not all.
Sometimes teachers or doctors wrong and that horrible.

But doctors save a many lives.

but a lot of life wasn`t save
=goodnight=

But when someone die it's not absolutely bad. If they get to paradise can estimate that there for certain better, more wonderful and finer than on the earth

but this someone can get in hell

But Hell is not as bad as this someone think.

But Hell is more worse

But to be bad much more sexy than only good and modest

But when you can't deal with that.

but you can and you deal with this :styleman:

but this is an absurd!

But everything is absurd.

But I'm an optimist.

but everyone else around you are pessimists

But they are still happy about their lifestyle.

Until they get cancer.

...and they boil it. Or fry it. And then cook a lobster too, so that cancer is not lonely in your stomach...